Free Construction Materials.... You Haul

FREE materials include (but are not limited to):

71 - years of wallpaper and paint (in convenient easy to move pieces)

35’ - Galvanized pipe (inside has popular ‘aged patina’ look, complete with rust)

9 - Old dried up cans of paint (can be used as a hammer, or bludgeoning device)

150 sq ft. - Antique carpet (room for at least 3 dead bodies, if you roll it up tightly)

1 - Medicine cabinet (may have some medicine in it, take two and call us in the morning)

1 metric butt load - Pink plastic tiles, 4” x 4” (Perfect for a remodel of Barbie’s Dream Bathroom)

We understand that this material is highly desired, especially with the rising cost of fuel and the uncertainty of the Democratic nomination. All potential takers must pass a standard drug screening and comply with all IOC anti-doping regulations. Offer void in states ending in: N, R, and A. Items will not be available after midnight, do not get items wet and do not expose them to light.